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08-11-2023, 12:13 AM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
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08-11-2023, 12:37 AM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2994 Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 132 132Posts 342Thanked 29Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
So, he gets completely crushed and smeared from his neck down and as the the 3rd to last wheel rolled over it swung his now completely severed head out BETWEEN the penultimate wheel that lightly putted it to the street as it rolled to a gentle stop. This is the most metal thing I've seen since that dude who was instantly vaporized by high voltage in a boom lift. |
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08-11-2023, 01:15 AM
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| My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:684 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,276 1,276Posts 3,859Thanked 218Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
If that guy tries to get into heaven with "I didn't see the truck" then the world is going to hell.
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08-11-2023, 02:06 AM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:943 Join Date: May 2019 Posts: 780 780Posts 1,845Thanked 138Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
I had to rewind 3 times to see exactly what happened. How TF does he just swerve directly in front of a huge truck. Seriously
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#5
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08-11-2023, 02:15 AM
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
an ant cutting from right to left, and an elephant behind you   |
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08-11-2023, 04:29 AM
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
He'll never make that mistake again.
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08-11-2023, 04:43 AM
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 ]~Resident Asshole~[ Poster Rank:301 Stands to Pee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,330 4,330Posts 6,564Thanked 2,203Quoted 12Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
On another note, that scooter was awarded “safest new model” by J.D. Power and Associates.
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#8
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08-11-2023, 09:38 AM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:618 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,485 1,485Posts 4,426Thanked 219Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
His nickname was Pap. If you know, you know.
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08-11-2023, 01:03 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3379 MALE Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 106 106Posts 214Thanked 27Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Scooter Rider Smeared On The Road~
Crazy how in few seconds human being is no difference from run-over animal.. crazy crazy crazy  |
