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03-01-2026, 10:22 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
I'd never have the confidence to do that, be to worried about fucking up and having to live as a cripple. I would need a full proof plan  |
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#12
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03-01-2026, 10:53 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
I think he lumbered on to it, personally. I would take any other theory about it with a grain. Of Oak.  |
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#13
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03-02-2026, 12:49 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:1104 Green Guy Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 593 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 119 Post(s)
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
That's a shame. Now he doesn't qualify for SEVERance pay.
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#14
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03-02-2026, 04:50 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:295 male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,327 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 494 Post(s)
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
Fk me got to be less gruesome ways to top yourself..
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#16
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03-02-2026, 09:51 AM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
Reminds me of the South Park episode with Mr. Adler attempting suicide on the saw table
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#17
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03-02-2026, 01:29 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
Ya boy Supermanned that hoe. He should have said "YOUUUU!" before he jumped. The guys next to him? They saw the whole thing. |
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03-02-2026, 07:57 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
I've heard of throwing yourself into your work but... |
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03-02-2026, 11:53 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
They said that he wasn't cut out for the job.......but he showed 'em.
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