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03-06-2026, 10:41 AM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
You certainly fucked up the phrase "foolproof plan."
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03-06-2026, 10:43 AM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
Ten out of every four people have multiple personalities.
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03-06-2026, 07:22 PM
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Yeah... and I doubt it was as 'instant' as he maybe planned, doesn't look like he aimed his neck for the blade or anything but just fell on it, so there was still probably a bleed-out > shock stage. Gah.
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03-06-2026, 08:05 PM
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Re: Sawmill Worker Throws Himself On the Sawing Table
...but he didn't even measure himself first.  |
