Russian Pharmacy Robber Cuts Artery and Bleeds Out While Trying to Escape

TheCruxofBag · #1 08-23-2023, 09:08 AM

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A contender for the title of the most unsuccessful robbery of the century - in Moscow

A young man decided to rob a pharmacy, perhaps in search of narcotics. He took 719 rubles (around $7.60) from the cash register. The robber, however, had driven himself into a trap from which he could not find a way out. Unable to kick down the locked doors, the robber attempted to climb onto a glass display case - it shattered and cut his femoral artery. The criminal died in the pharmacy due to blood loss.

pokerplay · #2 08-23-2023, 09:12 AM

It was his thighme to go

megaman · #3 08-23-2023, 09:20 AM

What the fuck.. and this is why Russia is the second most powerful military nation!!

... in Ukraine.

foxfantastic · #4 08-23-2023, 09:34 AM

STICKY!!!

Holy shit, that was FANTASTIC. The complete ineptitude, the aimless frenzy, the desperate attempt to climb up what appears to be a mountain of syringes. The growing panic when he sees the amount of blood pouring out of his body, and a tragic ending.

He's a complete dumbass and an embarrassment to the human race...but I can't help feel sorry for him

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Trucked up · #5 08-23-2023, 11:07 AM

I wonder if bleeding out in general is like you just get light headed & the lights go out? Wouldn't think would be much pain if any. This guy might have pain because if injuries he did while trying to escape.

docfr8 · #6 08-23-2023, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Trucked up

I wonder if bleeding out in general is like you just get light headed & the lights go out? Wouldn't think would be much pain if any. This guy might have pain because if injuries he did while trying to escape.

He would have just passed out easily and painlessly.. hypovolemic

AngelAssassin · #7 08-23-2023, 11:58 AM

The thing is, there was a footstool right there in the middle of the room!
Also, the cash register stand was on wheels…
He was in blind panic. I suspect his adrenaline is what kept him awake as long as he was. I was impressed!

AngelAssassin · #8 08-23-2023, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by docfr8

He would have just passed out easily and painlessly.. hypovolemic

Other than the pain he had from the severe cut wound in his leg, painless.

Lucid7 · #9 08-23-2023, 12:10 PM

Put a little antiseptic on that. Wouldn't want that to get infected.

Mecrupulent · #10 08-23-2023, 01:05 PM

Excellent post, what a pool of blood he made before collapsing

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