So many professional hitmen on this forum. I've always wondered guys, where do you advertise? (No it isn't the 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine any more).
Ah!!! It's justa likea the old days in the mothera country, whena youa coulda justa walk ina, geta coffeea anda gunna shotsa blasin everywherea. I missa the gooda old KGB day Boris, whena wea shoota Moose and Squirrel.