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Re: Russian Guy Jet-skiing Loses His Head from Cable

He felt absolutely NOTHING.

Pretty awesome way to go. With the wind in your hair, pleasure coursing through you, having a good time and it would have just gone... black. No pain. No panic. No fear. Just there one min, and not the next.

R.I.P man.
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One less war criminal and child rapist
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I think this is pretty traditional for Bashkortistan, or Babushkastan, or whatever the fuck stan it is there.


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"Uhhhhhh, do we pick up the head?"
"Nah, fuck it. Jetski water polo. GAME ON!"
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Why is there a freaking cable there? Ridiculous.
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Whoever put the cable there knew what they were doing.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFK9y8X4AAf2Cf.jpg

I told you I broke his fuckin' neck.
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Why is there a freaking cable there? Ridiculous.
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Every time a Russian dies, Jesus smiles.
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Later tested positive for Covid at the morgue. Cause of death - Covid-related.
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