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09-21-2026, 01:02 AM
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Russian Burns On The Balcony
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09-21-2026, 01:17 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
The fuck was taking them so long to hose that down? Dude was literally cooked!  |
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09-21-2026, 02:17 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
I would have opted to deal with the fall then to die burning to death... WTF OVER |
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09-21-2026, 03:55 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
Why not jump to the awning one floor below, then to the ground?
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09-21-2026, 05:40 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
This thing with people burning to death on their balconies needs to become a hot button issue.
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09-21-2026, 05:48 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
unreal how he could stand up and move for that long and yeah that ledge below him to jump on is not a real distance to die from but maybe he was already on fire and didn't have the power to jump or climb the balcony fence.  |
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09-21-2026, 05:52 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
Fucking hell He looked like an old boy. Maybe that's why he didn't jump. I can tell you Id certainly take my chances. Maybe the fire engine driver or coach I saw could have driven up alongside the building and he jump to it. Silly cunt could have put the ladder up or at least tried the cockhole. Awful way to go.
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09-21-2026, 09:48 AM
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Re: Russian Burns On The Balcony
He does look kinda old/frail, or might've been mentally or age-impaired in some way to just not realize jumping was an option... And/or just superlatively drunk, or on something else like krokodil or whatever they're giving russian 'soldiers' to make them impervious to pain, fatigue or reason. In fact, this feels like a little vignette of the whole ukraine invasion: to everyone watching, the solution is kinda obvious and not THAT painful as an alternative... but he somehow preferred just sitting there and getting crispier until it was too late. OTOH, maybe this guy just got called up and simply preferred to die at home instead. :)
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