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02-14-2022, 03:31 PM
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 BEHEMOTH Poster Rank:52 Blue-Eyes White Dragon Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 28,070
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Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
"A couple of hours ago, in the Rostov region, a 52-year-old schizoid shouted "Let me go!" doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. Eyewitnesses extinguished the man with water from canisters. On the way to the hospital, the victim died. It is known that he was registered with a psychiatrist." |
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02-14-2022, 04:03 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,627 49,627Posts 76,339Thanked 24,338Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
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02-14-2022, 05:11 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,541
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
Pointless pain, go find a tall building instead.
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02-14-2022, 05:18 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:303 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,282 4,282Posts 23,529Thanked 1,439Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
Guys with the best bodies and the biggest hogs are always the first to take their clothes off. You'll never see a fat guy whipping off his shirt and fanning the flame, too busy thinking of s'mores.
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02-14-2022, 05:52 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,179 17,179Posts 44,930Thanked 4,707Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
That's the new Dyson Flamer! I heard it's very popular!
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02-15-2022, 03:38 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,658
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
another schizoidistanian dead. bet many more will follow.  |
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02-15-2022, 03:40 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:411 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
~ Godd' bless that young man's soul for being so considerate.   |
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02-15-2022, 06:32 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:95 Male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,887 16,887Posts 21,849Thanked 10,632Quoted 26Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Russia - Self Immolation Aftermath
 Plain vanilla Id HARDLY call THIS guy a s'more And it's not as if he's being of any help anyway. Flames have to be SMOTHERED, not FANNED . |
