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08-21-2021, 03:41 PM
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Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Info that came with video. Perfectly translated. Sorry about the watermark. "the capital of Russian tin, Omsk, is still unchanged. There, the man ate salt, caught the arrival, undressed and jumped out of his apartment. The fall was harsh, the soul left the mortal body before the arrival of the Aesculapians." |
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08-21-2021, 04:19 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
that translation seems legit
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08-21-2021, 04:36 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Two things immediately come to mind, why is he eating salt and who the fuck are the Aesculapians? Excellent reflection on car windscreen and, he manages to kick himself in the head. |
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08-21-2021, 04:38 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Actually made me crack up ahahah
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08-21-2021, 04:56 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Love the "beaver shot." Someone should have told him that there are easier ways to get attention.
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08-21-2021, 04:58 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Me too.  |
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08-21-2021, 04:59 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
This must be the brother of that ginger who lost his shorts jumping out of the car. And cousin to the dude that was shooting up while driving.
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08-21-2021, 06:52 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
After watching that all I can think of is “What if he fell on his dick?”
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08-21-2021, 07:44 PM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
Gonna be really fucking boring and answer your question literally. Salts probably means "bath salts" aka designer cathinones known for inducing pretty gnarly psychosis if abused. Aesculapius is an ancient Greek hero and god of medicine. Aesculapians would be those in the medical profession. I'd love to to think the original text was as flowery as the translation though. |
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08-22-2021, 12:28 AM
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Re: Russia - Naked Junkie Falls to His Death
I don't know why, but I love when you can see the shadow of the fallee, makes a greater impact.
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