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"The femme fatale from Orel burned alive her crash. Madame was drinking somewhere, judging by the surroundings on the video, in a garage with friends and a lover. The couple quarreled, and when the man lay down to rest, a fat woman named Marina took out a canister, doused her drunken body and struck a lighter. A friend filmed everything on video, not fully realizing that the girl would bring the rofl to the end. When a friend realized that the sidekick was in trouble, he dropped his smartphone and rushed to put out the fire. Many were quick to accuse him of complicity, but according to the cops, who then took these comrades for interrogation, they said thanks for the evidence base. The man did not die immediately, with a 65% burn he was taken to intensive care, the payable went to another world a few days later. "Let's just watch this unique specimen."" Thanks WonderMomma.
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#2
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Remind me not to yell out "The Drinks are on me" |
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according to official russian news, he felt down the stairs
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#4
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Is this the origin story for the mom from "Goonies"?
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My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:331 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1275 Post(s) | ||||||||
The Russian marriage counselor did tell them they needed to recapture the old spark of their relationship.
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This is an old Russian hangover cure. It works, too. I bet he didn’t get a hangover.
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#7
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Gorana's tinder profile: slightly overweight pyromaniac femme fatale likes the occasional rimming |
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Sweet Jesus… that’s terrifying.
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lol I think someone said that in the WC too
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fucking hell! I thought I recognized her! |
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