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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

Let me guess. His name is Роман?

(Shame it wasn't a woman. Then it would be Yalena Orlova...)
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Dude was on a good one for sure...
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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

It definitely looks like an invisible hand won’t let him go and is physically pulling him back towards the train.
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I enjoyed the phone ringing just as soon as he dropped under the train…

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Vodka may not be the answer - but it's worth a shot.
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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

Invisible man pushes drunk under train. We’ve all seen it. No big deal.
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After a holiday away from the front, a Russian soldier was returning to the front in Ukraine with a transfer in Mordovia. But karma made some changes to his busy schedule. The soldier overdid it with the weight of his backpack and booze, fell under a train, saving a cartridge for the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

He was carrying a load of magnets in his backpack
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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

Imagine if it was something totally fucking uncharacteristic of these Ruskies... like he got so smashed because he switched from vodka to some silly shit like.... boxed wine
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Re: Russia: Drunk Guy Stumbles And Falls Under Train

After a holiday away from the front
I know some people want to get away from their dull lives for a while, but this is taking things too far ...
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