[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by jintsy ↗

Now I don't feel so bad about pissing in the oven when I was drunk.

I pee in the bathtub. I figure it all goes down the same water pipes.

[icehole]

if you want to get high don't do it on the high floor
whatever man, I'm out

[BiteNite]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Note ↗

Not the highest of jumps, but, good enough to get the job done, I suppose.

maybe not, likely he lingered on in agony and cost the local emergency service thousands in handling, only to die later, after using up tons of emergency blood, pads, mats, bandages, painkillers etc. fakin loozer

[The Krokodil]

Originally Posted by Lrrr ↗

Feet first like an idiot

He thought he was jumping into a pool. And if he didn't, what a dumb motherfucker.

1.5 /10 for that guy's jump

[BiteNite]

Originally Posted by MrFlibble ↗

It's the Russian Jeff Hardy

it's the russian owen hart

[goosetmrw]

Ahhhhj fuck I broke my legs and I’m alive still

[realityuser2022]

He definitely will avoid putins draft now.