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11-29-2020, 11:57 AM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,598 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4579 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - 6 Dead in Road Accident
The only theory I can come up with is "Laurie" is incredibly wealthy, and incredibly bitchy. Her only hobby is traveling around the world, offering truck drivers free drinks at the local bar if she can "borrow" their truck for a few minutes. When one agrees, as they usually do, she gleefully goes on the hunt. This is why this happens all over the world. Also, it gives the truck drivers good alibis for their drinking, as they can claim: "Laurie did it!!" I know eventually she will be caught, but until then, she has free rein to create death and destruction wherever she goes. |
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#12
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11-29-2020, 12:00 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,598 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4579 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - 6 Dead in Road Accident
My mom always told me "Don't go for rides with strangers unless they give you candy" Or it was something similar. |
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12-01-2020, 06:59 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2091 Female Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 232 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 94 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - 6 Dead in Road Accident
another day, another russian discovers headless bloody corpses on cold asphalt and goes "пиздетц. пиздетц. ёбаный в рот, блять. это пиздетц." deju vu anyone?
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