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12-08-2019, 10:53 PM
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Re: Ronnie Milsap Drives Over Motorcyclist Making Part of Him Mush
Speaking of such things, Ronnie Milsap always reminds me of my parents ...… My mother never let me watch R rated movies - she always said there was too much sex and violence. My father never let me listen to country music - he always said there was too much sax and violins …...….  YEAHHHHH WHAT ???!! HOLLA AT THE CHEESY GOODNESS IN THAT JOKE X !! |
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12-08-2019, 11:03 PM
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Re: Ronnie Milsap Drives Over Motorcyclist Making Part of Him Mush
That reminds me X, Speaking of sex and violence in country music - did I tell you what happened to me the other day in Nashville ? I was walking down the street, and stopped to listen to a busker. He was not very good, and I told him he had voice that sounded like Ethel Merman being put through a woodchipper - so then he rips off his guitar and says that he's going to hit me with it …….. I turned and faced him and said …….. "excuse me - but did you just "fret"en me with that guitar ? Suffice to say, the crowd yukked it up big time at my appalling pun - and I was chaired off sitting on top of their shoulders and carried down to the Grand Ol Opry, where I smoked a fat doobie with Willie Nelson. My life, what a blast. |
