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this is truly great suspense. when i got my arm cut off in my second movie i just went to radio shack and got new shit.... i guess there are no radio shacks in africa
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You want me to place my hand where?FUCK YOU!!RUN!!NIGA!!RUN!!
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Re: Robbery Suspect Has Hand Chopped Off

I'm such a dork for seeing that he had a pretty good size dick. Maybe they were jealous of him as well.
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That's what they should have done to the idiots who rioted over the new Air Jordans and on Black Friday over televisions! People in the US have it too easy and never learn.
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I'm such a dork for seeing that he had a pretty good size dick. Maybe they were jealous of him as well.

Can't masturbate anymore though.
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prob grab things with his arse crack now then call him the arsecrack thief.
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Re: Robbery Suspect Has Hand Chopped Off

I translate.

Robber: "Dad", sorry i will be able run to cry when you cut my hand?
Guy With Knife: Put your bone here, put your bone here.
Guy: No, put the bone in the middle of the rock, and if you move it i will hit in your head.
Robber: Yes yes.
Guy: Put, put.
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Re: Robbery Suspect Has Hand Chopped Off

Can't masturbate anymore though.
He can still fist... I mean wrist f*ck himself though
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Old'd but still a classic, Hes like: But Dude ive only got 1 left, how am i spposed to wipe my ass?
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Re: Robbery Suspect Has Hand Chopped Off

Poor guy, you can see he has already lost the other hand and knows exactly what is coming.
DONT FUCKING STEAL,THEN.
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