Robbery Suspect Has Hand Chopped Off

**chris** · #1 03-27-2009, 12:35 AM

Listen to the ding from the machete when it hits the rock.

FireFlyGuts · #2 03-27-2009, 12:51 AM

Poor guy, you can see he has already lost the other hand and knows exactly what is coming.

**chris** · #3 03-27-2009, 12:59 AM

You would think the fucker would stop stealing

FireFlyGuts · #4 03-27-2009, 01:04 AM

He will now.

terrician · #5 03-27-2009, 01:40 AM

he could steal with his feet, then they'll chop them off. but he'll have stumps, wont be able to pickpocket but could probably get away with a loaf of bread or something.

he'll keep stealing till he's just a torso with a head. but then he could get a skateboard and roll around stealing people shoelaces with his teeth

FireFlyGuts · #6 03-27-2009, 01:53 AM

Gives 'Thick as thieves' a whole new meaning.

SargeistExisting · #7 03-27-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FireflyGuts

He will now.

I didn't notice his left hand was gone the first time I watched it. Wow!!!

FireFlyGuts · #8 03-27-2009, 02:37 AM

I've seen this somewhere else which mentions that he was asking the other man if he could run afterwards to help deal with the pain.

Agent of reality · #9 03-27-2009, 02:52 AM

What the hell are they talking about? It's like they're discussing how the chopping is gonna be executed.

The chopping is kinda weird too. It sounds like the victim says "AJ!" as in "ouch!" and runs away.

GODREKR · #10 03-27-2009, 04:20 AM

They're spanish accent sounds like they're in Colombia. That was brutal. And funny too.

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