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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

Good question....Spades in heads generally do not improve somebody's life....
thats scientifically proven
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

I believe he was asking for some water- I dont care but I really DIG his new hat lol
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Do you think he "digs" it? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck me that was weak. I'll try harder next time. Thankyou, Much Love, Goodnight.
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This idiot apparently someone was stealing and was discovered by the settlers, and they took the law into their own hands and gave him his due to the very stupid, I hope you. enjoy
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

First post.

Apparently, he was trying to steal from someone and the victim turned on him and forcibly inserted the aforementioned garden utensil into his head. He can still talk and move. I'd love to know what he's saying...any guesses?
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

My guess would be: "Get this shovel outta my head!"
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

"What did I tell you about running thru the yard with a shovel in your hand? I knew something like this would happen someday. You just had to learn the hard way!!!"
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

no money for a cap? just stick a shovel in your head!
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Re: Robber with a Shovel Stuck in His Skull

PARACETAMOL......NOW!!!!!!
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