[mintycbo]

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids...
Her uterus fell out.

[Dmayer1978]

Disembowelment is what it looks like. Stomach and intestines.

[Praedatus]

Originally Posted by swedishpenis ↗

Michael had just accidentally looked through his parent's conjugal trailer window during the loose seal training climax. It was not pretty.

[Legalscatboy]

IT'S A BOY!!!

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I'm not one to exhibit squeamiosity, but this short little fucker is pretty gross. The only other things that repel me so, are those photos of that fat overflowing bathtub full of suicide maggots, and any/all middle eastern footage featuring the lyrical stylings of that absurd Jihadi Dick Charmer Choir.

What the hell is going on here? Is this an infant with elephantiasis of the everything except boobies? Or a botched sex change operation? Or maybe, this is an alien autopsy of Mac & Me's Coke®whore grandmother?

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I was grouchy when I posted this. I didn't mean to imply that this lady is/was a Coke Whore, but rather, just that if Mac & Me's Grandma spent her life prostituting herself for the popular beverage she would probably have Mac-type Diabetes or McDiabetes®--overweight, suffering from hair loss, and from general shrinkage of the chesticular zones, and she would probably look a lot like this.

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Shit yes! The choreographed McDance® scene is remarkable. Truly. It's so goddamn stupid that it makes you want to throwup, but your vomit can't pass through the same hole that you're laughing out of. Like a hidden suppression reflex that your body has built in, so that your brain doesn't cause it to choke to death whenever something is too funny.

Battin' a thousand tonight, Thrumpy. Battin' a thousand.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by Metal Mike ↗

Battin' a thousand tonight, Thrumpy. Battin' a thousand.

Thanks.
Yeah, I just read that stuff again, and laughed almost as hard as when I was first writing it. I really like using apologies, or windows of brief rationality as disguises for further teasing.

[theblindguidedog]

I never want to see this video again. As far as Squeamiosity goes I give it an 11 out of 10. Please somebody make it go away.

[duntez]

Clearly that was a guy. Once. Then became a gay and took female role. Cut of his penis and call it end of a day. Some time later, maybe years went by, he had a fight with his husband that realized he married a guy! And cut him open for lies and making him homo. The end

[whodat666]

That's the bladder

[Heavy]

What ever they were doing, it’s done.