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01-03-2023, 03:07 PM
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Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
Mauritius A shark attack occurred on Thursday 29th December in the east of Mauritius, near Flamingo Island. M.A.J.L., a 39-year-old Mauritian fisherman, was mauled by a shark, and only part of his body was recovered. The pirogue that M. and four other fishermen were on capsized during the night. The other four managed to swim back to shore. |
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01-03-2023, 04:06 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
If someone eats that shark one day, they could be eating a piece of shark that was produced by that man's legs.
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01-03-2023, 04:52 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
I don't mind being eaten, just not by a fucking shark!!! 
__________________ You can not imagine the immensity of the Fuck I do not give. |
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01-03-2023, 06:20 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
I hate to be a stickler but that’s more like 1/3 of a fisherman.
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01-03-2023, 07:06 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
I put it at 13/29ths
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01-03-2023, 08:35 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
Regardless. It is a waste of half of a body bag. They should make half bags for situations like that.
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01-03-2023, 08:59 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
His friends didn't have to out swim the shark, they just had to out swim him.
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01-03-2023, 08:59 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
The last thing he said to his wife was, "you feed the dog, I'll feed the fish"
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01-03-2023, 09:17 PM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
this is why you never vacation in finland.
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01-04-2023, 02:49 AM
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Re: Recovery of Half a Fisherman's Body After Shark Attack
Well now you know the Bait Works   |
