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06-08-2026, 01:58 PM
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Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
Harare, Zimbabwe A 19-year-old man, Saul K., and a friend were walking along a narrow pathway when they passed by a pit which contained sewer sludge. Saul lost his footing and fell in. His friend immediately alerted nearby residents and the authorities. However, during the rescue operation to find Saul's body, the rescue diver instead recovered the body of a girl who had disappeared the previous day. The diver went back in, and found and excavated the body of an older man, before eventually finding Saul's body. The Mayor of Harare expressed shock and described the incident as a direct case of negligence by the responsible council department. |
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06-08-2026, 02:00 PM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
Such a shitty way to go  Imagine being the diver to get the mother fucker  Such a shitty job  |
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06-08-2026, 02:23 PM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
Yeah, before going in to get him, better call Saul. After all maybe he can swim |
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06-08-2026, 02:30 PM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
Apparently this sludge pit is the human equivalent to a bowl of vinegar to gnats
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06-08-2026, 03:44 PM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
I hope the idiot swimming around in there has had his hepatitis shots, which of course he hasn’t.
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06-08-2026, 10:54 PM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
Obviously it’s the home of this guy. I recognised him immediately coming out of the shit lagoon.
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06-09-2026, 03:27 AM
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06-09-2026, 04:34 AM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
The should hire this guy to go swim the La Brea tar pits and see what kinds of dinosaurs they’d find!!!  |
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06-09-2026, 07:01 AM
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Re: Recovering the Body of Man Who Fell Into Sewer Sludge Pit
That's disgusting. Fuck THAT for a job!  |
