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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good

Going to need a can opener
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good

I was rear ended once at a Eurovision concert. Yan, a 7ft norweigen left my hole looking like the sleeve of a wizard. He pounded my brown highway and left a few extra exits off my burnpike. Yan didn’t use traditional lube, he liked goatmilk which he generously applied to my aching brown eye.
Did you lose your virginity in the back of a Fjord?
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He'll be aight. Just get a bike pump to reinflate him
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Going to need a can opener
My virgin ass is ultra tight/hard (I am a hard ass), but I don't think a can opener is necessary, maybe a fifth of Jack...
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How much ya want to bet he was fuckin around with his phone. Probably surfing porn and now he's a real stiffy
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More like a Die-hatsu.
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He thought his truck was strong
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His seatbelt saved him from becoming more of a pancake
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good

Rear Ending Is Now Always Good


Don’t you mean “NOT” always good?
As this is written, makes absolutely no sense. Not much of a video anyway.


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