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11-20-2024, 08:44 AM
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Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
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11-20-2024, 01:48 PM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
Mushed. |
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11-20-2024, 10:18 PM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
So much for the reflective vest doing any good.
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11-21-2024, 04:15 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
He's dead Jim. |
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11-21-2024, 05:45 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with dead.
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11-21-2024, 08:27 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
Protected my anal virginity 'til now, plan to die with it despite the compulsive buggery fudge packing the left insists we practice in the privacy of our homes. Q: what did Rock Hudson say to Liberace? A: can I push in your stool? |
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11-21-2024, 08:55 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
No airbag!! |
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11-22-2024, 05:21 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
Hmm This is the reason I hate those little mini vans. little boxes of death.
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11-22-2024, 10:07 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
I was rear ended once at a Eurovision concert. Yan, a 7ft norweigen left my hole looking like the sleeve of a wizard. He pounded my brown highway and left a few extra exits off my burnpike. Yan didn’t use traditional lube, he liked goatmilk which he generously applied to my aching brown eye.
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11-22-2024, 10:34 AM
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Re: Rear Ending Is Not Always Good
I was almost killed by 7 foot Norwegians at the Smugget night club in Oslo. There was a Paul Simon cover artist performing, I seldom drink but had been poking around in the fjords for 2 weeks. Cecelia, Me and Julio and The Only Jewboy in Nueva York perked me up and I was soon imbibing Tuborgs with abandon. I yelled a request, "'Freebird'! The crowd went silent I looked around and realized everyone was looking at me and nobody was laughing. I had a premonition that the 7 foot men and 6' 1" blonde Viking women (I'm 6 feet even and I was the shortest person there) were going to tie me in a boat, set it on fire and push the boat off the shore. "No! Scratch that! "Baby Rider"! I quickly corrected my song request and the crowd laughed, disaster averted.
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