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Concur. His brain was separate from his spinal column ... look at the jerking arms ...
Jerking hands mean INTACT spinal column! He was out from blood asphyxia, and did not have time to recover during the rest of the clip. It takes about 10-20 seconds to recover, same as from rear naked choke knockout.
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Maybe the snake squeezed so hard his brain came out of his anus.
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Wait till you see the Lion act!
I spit my drink out reading that!
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award for stupidest dumb f**k of the year goes to this twat. lol one of the funniest uploads I've since on here. Thank you uploader.
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Damn man that's too fucked up. I kept waiting for someone in the crowd to realize that none of that was part of the act lol but help came too late. Why did he put it around his neck to begin with?
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Darwin wins again
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Well as a legit Doctor, I would have prescribed to him exactly the nice head yanking he received being carried away like that. Also for the music to be turned up, and possibly several anointed leeches to keep away any unwanted Ghosts or Plasma Demons that the reptile may have been carrying.
Do you concur?
Also they are going to have to make a paste out of the snakes urine and feces to rub on his neck in order to heal the broken bones.
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Jerking hands mean INTACT spinal column! He was out from blood asphyxia, and did not have time to recover during the rest of the clip. It takes about 10-20 seconds to recover, same as from rear naked choke knockout.
The good ole kicking chicken from the choke out. He probably suffered way more injuries from the dudes violently removing the snake and trying to carry him out than from the blood choke ha ha ha ha
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I’m amazed the mother in the front with her kids didn’t immediately like cover their eyes... damn
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Re: Python Pride Parade

That snake is in no way big enough to snap his neck. You people crack me up!

It only takes a few seconds of compression to cause loss of consciousness.

He likely suffered greater injury from the, "rescue"...
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