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Pissing Man Falls Overboard Of A Moving Ship

In Primorye, a man was relieving himself on a moving vessel and fell overboard. This was reported by Komsomolskaya Pravda Dalniy Vostok. According to the publication, the incident occurred on June 26 in the Terneysky district. The man began to relieve himself while standing at the edge of the vessel, lost his grip and fell overboard. The information about the incident was confirmed by the transport police. The man who fell overboard has not yet been found. Emergency services are continuing search efforts. The regional Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for Transport will investigate the incident , the publication reports. Details and circumstances of the incident are being clarified.

[fred5079]

When you gotta go you gotta go

[Bletch]

Drunk Ruzzian

[Mufasa7]

Haha. I can see a hill in the bg he might have made it home

[King Herald]

Been there, done that, and watching the ship disappear out of sight is the loneliest, scariest feeling in the world. I had people with me, so they knew I’d gone over, and sure enough ten minutes later a rescue boat came back to get me.

But it felt like ten fuckin’ years….

[pokerplay]

weve all been there

[AngelAssassin]

Wow.
First, it looks like he was having trouble standing when he came out of that deck house. Could be the rocking, but I don’t think so…
As slippery as that boat deck looks, and they usually are, I was shocked to see him continuing to lean further and further over the edge, until it was inevitable. All it took was one unexpected bump…
Also, since the video was sped up, that was a mighty long pee… Now, I’m guessing here, but I suspect that he had been drinking. Maybe.

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by King Herald ↗

Been there, done that, and watching the ship disappear out of sight is the loneliest, scariest feeling in the world. I had people with me, so they knew I’d gone over, and sure enough ten minutes later a rescue boat came back to get me.

But it felt like ten fuckin’ years….

Holy shit! That’s crazy…
Thank goodness the other people knew what happened!!!

[Mr.NoCredit]

What a shitty way to die. Watching your salvation motoring through to waves towards home knowing that you’re eventually going to drown or become shark food or both.

[kellyhound]

Comedy Gold. комедия золото.