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05-23-2025, 01:55 AM
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Re: Piece of Plywood Launches From Machine and Strikes Worker On the Head
Well, he wasn't LAID off. He was LAMINATED OFF!  |
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05-23-2025, 09:46 PM
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Re: Piece of Plywood Launches From Machine and Strikes Worker On the Head
It's going to be in the cheap wooden bookcase you are killed by, when if falls over on you while you are watching TV, knocking the drink out of your hand, which will short circuit the TV and electrocute you. And then start you on fire.  |
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05-24-2025, 05:03 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:304 Male Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,209 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 419 Post(s)
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Re: Piece of Plywood Launches From Machine and Strikes Worker On the Head
Watching it in slow motion, you can see the sheet hit him in the grill and folded him backwards 180 degrees.
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05-24-2025, 03:25 PM
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Re: Piece of Plywood Launches From Machine and Strikes Worker On the Head
“If you can dodge plywood…” Well he’s not going on my dodgeball team. Terrible dodging skills
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05-25-2025, 02:44 AM
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Re: Piece of Plywood Launches From Machine and Strikes Worker On the Head
If only they had something quickly available to carry him to the hospital on...
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