Could have been worse.
He could have been driving a bus across railroad tracks.
A loaded bus.
Loaded with orphans
crippled orphans
and nuns
crippled nuns
crippled orphans and crippled nuns who just got done with a visit to the local ASPCA, where they each got to pick out a puppy or kitten of their choice, to take home.
you fucking murderous bastards!
You really are a glass-half-full kinda guy.
