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06-23-2018, 08:54 PM
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Re: A Pair Of Gored Lads (Possibly by Termites)
Now I've got it. My newest calculations, taking into account some of these recent developments, have revealed that this was likely a simple case of the two children playing up a tree, when a nearby Chupacabra fired a cannon full of rattlesnakes at them. Generally, a good wallop from a serpent cannon will only daze a child or small adult. However, in this instance, owing perhaps to the Chupacabra's lapse in sobriety, the gunpowder to rattlesnake ratio was way off--the consequences of which can be plainly seen. Chances are high that that blasted Chupacabra is just passed out somewhere beneath all those wood chips, like some infernal hamster. Thanks for the input on this people. |