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Is it me or was that first kid still alive? It looked like he was breathing!! Poor things must have taken a header through those trees.
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Now I've got it. My newest calculations, taking into account some of these recent developments, have revealed that this was likely a simple case of the two children playing up a tree, when a nearby Chupacabra fired a cannon full of rattlesnakes at them. Generally, a good wallop from a serpent cannon will only daze a child or small adult. However, in this instance, owing perhaps to the Chupacabra's lapse in sobriety, the gunpowder to rattlesnake ratio was way off--the consequences of which can be plainly seen. Chances are high that that blasted Chupacabra is just passed out somewhere beneath all those wood chips, like some infernal hamster.
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Chupacabra...
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The jeepers creepers monster.
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Now I've got it. My newest calculations, taking into account some of these recent developments, have revealed that this was likely a simple case of the two children playing up a tree, when a nearby Chupacabra fired a cannon full of rattlesnakes at them. Generally, a good wallop from a serpent cannon will only daze a child or small adult. However, in this instance, owing perhaps to the Chupacabra's lapse in sobriety, the gunpowder to rattlesnake ratio was way off--the consequences of which can be plainly seen. Chances are high that that blasted Chupacabra is just passed out somewhere beneath all those wood chips, like some infernal hamster.
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No mercy, even on kids
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"Infernal Hamster"
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worst case of double suicide pact i have ever seen !
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Manbearpig. I'm cereal.
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"Infernal Hamster"
Fucking shit Time Thrumpkinz, I love it when you make me laugh!
I see no evidence of serpent sabots.certainly someone should see several sabots somewhere! Shlappu says safely shooting serpents,sabots sound sensible. Shit you make me laugh!
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