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Old 07-11-2023, 03:44 PM
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The title is a bit misleading. He was sitting on the CURB in front of his house, which is a horse of a different color. The driver could easily explain that he lost momentary control of his vehicle and was attempting to use the curb to use slow his wheels down.
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He didn’t have time to even register that. Poor guy.
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He didn’t have time to even register that. Poor guy. The fact he died I mean.
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Old 07-12-2023, 04:11 PM
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If it wasn't intentional, how did he not see her
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Old 07-12-2023, 05:32 PM
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He didn't even see it coming. Totally baked. Will make you think twice before I pull up some curb to pop a squat.
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Old 07-13-2023, 03:46 AM
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lesson: don't sit on the pavement with your legs half on the road
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Old 07-13-2023, 05:01 PM
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out of all the places he could choose to sit his dumbass down he thought that place would be safe and comfy enough
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