[GODREKR]

Staten Island, NY: Richmond Avenue & Eltingville Blvd, a young man was found unconscious on top of a NYCT Subway train car in the confines of the NYPD 122Pct. EMS took the patient to the hospital where he was pronounced deceased. The NYPD and MTA are investigating how the teenager landed on top of the train.

[AngelAssassin]

Nice blood splatter. Wish we could have seen more!
He must’ve got whacked pretty hard to expel his scrambled brains and bleed out like a fountain…

[xxxxairwavexxxx]

Bring him back to life? Lol all the brain splattered

[Suicide_Note]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This idiot hit the jackpot.

[mcjust40]

He fucked around and found out.

[SingularTub]

I’m surprised EMS even attempted any resuscitation efforts. Most EMS agencies protocol dictate do not attempt resuscitation efforts in traumatic arrests, injuries that could not sustain life, decapitation internal/external (duh), submersion more than 20 minutes

[xDontStarve]

He thought the first mistake would only show the cop & dog behind him for a few secs and just move on.

[foxfantastic]

"Oh look darling, someone spilled some brains on top of that train car, isn't that nice?"

Ladies and gentlemen, you are the first humans in existence to have the privilege of hearing those words uttered in that particular sequence. Congratufuckyouviolations

[Mongolian60]

Every now and then the subway intercom system will play The Surfaris Wipeout song now I know why.

[JrOnGuitar]

15 year old subway surfer