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10-13-2025, 06:51 AM
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper

All they had to do was politely ask him to step out the vehicle if they wanted a go at driving the jeep.

Fuckin' lions man.
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He probably thought the lions were his friends by giving them food on a regular base but you can't rely on wild animals, not even in a zoo. keep your guard up at all time.

Obviously this is a pale comparison, but I've cared for feral cats for years. I feed them religiously and generously twice a day. I was so naive thinking they'd have no need to hunt (Please don't judge my stupidity). One day I saw one of them chase, puncture then play with and ultimately kill a baby chipmunk. It upset me so much to see it but my brain finally realized it doesn't matter, their instinct will kick in and they're going to hunt their prey. Yes, I know how idealistic I was.


Also, did anyone catch how soon he stopped moving or was that lost in the edit. I couldn't tell.
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Why am I thinking it's a suicide?
Dude didn't even scream or struggle
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Horrible way to die.
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Suddenly everyone has a potato phone
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Im sure you're an expert on African big cats
I am a lion expert and have worked with them at zoos. Everything he said is true.
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I am a lion expert and have worked with them at zoos. Everything he said is true.
You're a zoo
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Suicide by lions. Oh well.


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