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● 09-15-2025, 12:33 AM
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Now eat the fucking camera man. Useless.
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Soon to be lion poop. What a way to go. Poor guy.
They may be might want to feed more
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I hate when they edit the videos.
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Interesting he stood with his back to them for 3 minutes and didn’t scream when they jumped him. Sounds like suicide by lion. There are nicer ways to do it.

Those lions are in cages now for “monitoring”…like they’re going on the naughty step.
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Nawww Kitty XOXOXO
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He was barely dressed, like no safety gear or anything. Just hanging around some lions as if they aren’t vicious mammals that weigh a ton and have giant fangs and claws.
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a doctor and zoo visitor who witnessed the attack, said "a man got off an uncovered car and stood alone with his back turned to the animals, which I thought was weird."
"He stood for about three minutes
He probably thought the lions were his friends by giving them food on a regular base but you can't rely on wild animals, not even in a zoo. keep your guard up at all time.
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Soon to be lion poop. What a way to go. Poor guy.
I've got to be honest:
If it were legal, I would totally donate by dead body to be fed to lions in Africa. Quite similar to a sky burial; "Fauna Burial".
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Well, he did his job even in death which is kitty cool
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