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09-16-2025, 12:15 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,132 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23332 Post(s)
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
They must have been hungry to eat a filthy human. And I’m not lion |
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09-17-2025, 09:03 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:5546 Female Join Date: Oct 2024 Posts: 45 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 5 Post(s)
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At least he probably died quickly. I've seen enough nature docs to know that they go for the kill straight away. There is no playing with their food. Them tugging at the gentleman is them trying to loosen flesh from him.
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09-17-2025, 06:45 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,935 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1887 Post(s)
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
People who work with these animals seem to forget what they're dealing with and let their guard down. There are lots of idiots playing with fire on TikTok thinking that these are like house cats.
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#48
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09-18-2025, 09:14 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3955 Maleman Join Date: Feb 2024 Posts: 81 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 13 Post(s)
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I wonder if there's a certain frequency that drives big cats bonkers? Like a certain sound wavelength cats despise?? Cats are naturally afraid and skittish of sudden loud noises anyway (except these 5 apparently). But yeah, they (and all large wild animal dwellings) need to find a way to disperse those gigantic pussies if something like that arises again. Smoke screen? Tear gas? Crank Hanson really loud? Gotta be something.... *altho the last two would be temporarily excruciating for the victim and rescuers as well. |
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09-18-2025, 10:17 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:130 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 12,445 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Quoted: 4101 Post(s)
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Re: Now Hiring. Zookeeper
I mean dog whistles are a thing but I'm not sure about cat whistles
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09-19-2025, 04:04 PM
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So you're not sure?? Hmm...me either. There just may exist such a device....  Investigation underway, results pending.  |
