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I hate when they edit the videos.
The lions edit the videos!?
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He committed suicide......he knew exactly what turning his back and standing there for 3 minutes would do
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Or it COULD have been "Munchday". You never know with lions!
Oh, c'mon. Now you're being a Cheetah!
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The lions edit the videos!?
Yeah, and they do a paw job of it.
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Like honking's going to do anything.
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Yeah, and they do a paw job of it.
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Maybe he thought he could mimic Kevin Richardson. If you don't know who he is, you can find his stuff on Youtube. The guy walks into packs of lions and treats them like housecats. Belly rubs and scratchs behind the ears. Supposedly he doesn't emit the fear pheromone which triggers a wild animal to attack.
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Im sure you're an expert on African big cats
Not quite sure what your problem is. I feel rather sorry for you. You poor little man. Try reading a book. You might learn something. Getting yourself a library card might help.

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maybe he suicided
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maybe he suicided
Im thinking he didn't want to live very much. That's for sure.


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