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Let his guard down thinking everything is fine. Been doing it a long time. The lions don’t have any emotional attachment to anything. Food is food, live or dead.
Complacency comes to mind.
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He got Mapogo'd by Mr. T and Kinky Tail
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Interesting he stood with his back to them for 3 minutes and didn’t scream when they jumped him. Sounds like suicide by lion. There are nicer ways to do it.

Those lions are in cages now for “monitoring”…like they’re going on the naughty step.
Yes, it does. I think I’d have leaped off a cliff instead of this slow painful way.
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Must have been a Chewsday. (It's true. I'm not lion).
Or it COULD have been "Munchday". You never know with lions!
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Yummy yummy
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No one has a gun?
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I don't know what this means lol
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More like no one was willing to kill the lions over his mistake most likely
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They're expensive af too I'd imagine
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A senior zoo official, whose name was withheld, told local media that all of the park's lions were licensed.
The cats are all licensed to kill, so what's the big deal?
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