[michael64]

Don't pay that bastard any mind, he's obviously just trying to get your attention. Probably wasn't breast-fed...

[John Doenut]

Looks like his nose was trying to eat Mother Earth.
He was safe on the balcony below, but then decided not to take the stars down from there and instead fucked his decent to the next balcony below.
Drink or drugs, probably both.
His clothes and shoes will have been put on EBay before he hit the ground.