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04-25-2020, 06:52 AM
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Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
Brazil. The victim, M do E, was found murdered, a week ago, in the bathroom of a residence during a gang shooting. The victim was not rescued, and ended up dying at the scene. There is still no information about the crime suspects.  |
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04-25-2020, 08:31 AM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
That's the Brazilian Elvis, fell off the shitter and died...
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04-25-2020, 08:40 AM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
I feel his pain. All I ever want is to take a dump in peace without people intruding into what should be all of our personal safe space.
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04-25-2020, 09:43 AM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
looks like he didn't leave a sufficient tip at the glory hole.
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04-25-2020, 11:23 AM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
No toilet roll .... panic buying wankers strike again  |
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04-25-2020, 01:24 PM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
Gotta admit something: those Brazilians are efficient! I just noticed the broom already there to sweep him outside and the squeegee to clean the floor. Estimate bathroom ready in one hour for next guy who is feeling safe to take a dump, only to learn the place haunted by Elvis ghost?
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04-25-2020, 02:54 PM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
I just noticed there was no seat on the toilet either. No seat, no toilet paper..... maybe he committed suicide?
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04-26-2020, 12:58 AM
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Re: Murdered in the Bathroom, Agonal Breathing
Drug dealer Flush Gordon was in the dumps at a toilet that only had a bicycle seat. When the seat got stuck inside him the toilet paper fell off trying to roll down to the crack.
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