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02-28-2019, 10:22 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,571
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Microwavable Funeral Rights
Guy gets blasted whilst eating what appear to be Pizza Pockets, or Taco Rockets, or Salsa Wallets, or whatever else they might effing call them there. The important thing is that he and his mess is so weird and twisted looking that we could actually be looking at a them. To me it looks as though there are two bodies leading to the same opened up head.
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03-01-2019, 01:34 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,672
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Re: Microwavable Funeral Rights
hate it when people die with ketchup on their shirt. Messy bastards
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03-01-2019, 05:16 AM
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Re: Microwavable Funeral Rights
a low/no-budget remake of 'Human Centipede'?  |
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03-01-2019, 11:37 PM
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Re: Microwavable Funeral Rights
Clearly a Fruit Roll-Up mishap.
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03-02-2019, 10:25 AM
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Re: Microwavable Funeral Rights
Once again, I can only imagine they killed him for the shirt he was wearing. I mean good fucking lord, I am struggling for a description here. He looks like he is wearing a poncho made of newspapers. Or like an Appaloosa made of trash, instead of horse. Or like he's covered himself in giant "Parental Advisory" stickers. Regardless, clearly he was prone to very poor decision making, and I suspect this is the only way things were going to end for him. |
