Man's Dick Explodes

intre · #41 ● 05-22-2020, 08:07 PM

i don't wanna see a mans dick so much, but i find it fucking hilarious that it's blurred out when his heads literally being cut off 2 minutes later.

yeah, think of the kids m8

Sharon · #42 ● 05-23-2020, 10:44 AM

Jesus

Oonie · #43 ● 05-23-2020, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by minka1 ↗

They beheaded him...when he was dead. He didn’t move at all when that first plunge into his neck happened! Every other painful torture they forced on him, he was vocal. But not the stab to the neck. Every video we have seen here with stabs to the neck and during the decapitation, people make noise, they squirm, grimace, kick feet, move arms, and even when the cuts gone like halfway, you can still hear and see them breathe. Also there’d be massive flowing blood if he was alive at that first stab and thru the decap.

That was fucking brutal. I was surprised to see his nerves firing with the hatchet blows, even though for all intents & purposes he was gone.

Rogan · #44 ● 05-24-2020, 03:03 AM

I enjoyed this particular show of mayhem and cowardice, thank you

deliverance_ · #45 ● 05-24-2020, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I remember when this first happened they said it was Russian mercenaries, doing this to a Syrian, not in the Syrian military of course. If any of that is true, than it's likely this guy was an ISIS, or one of the other boy bands that tours the region transmitting HIV into the bottoms of young boys.
Anyhow, all ISIS's, and Bill Gates should be treated this way.

Oh, and Niki Minaj as well, but her lower half would either need to be buried first or just removed all together, if I was supposed to be watching it.

You're a stupid cunt if you believe the Bill Gates conspiracy theory, fucking idiot.

Dr Thrumpkinz · #46 ● 05-24-2020, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by deliverance_ ↗

You're a stupid cunt if you believe the Bill Gates conspiracy theory, fucking idiot.

I don't believe much actually, I do enjoy thinking about a lot of things though.
For example: I think you you should camp out in front of your nearest walk-in clinic and wait for his miracle vaccine--like tickets for a Star Wars premier. I think he would like that very much. His vaccine has your user name written all over it. (see duelling banjos)
As foolish and absurd as it may be, for the purposes of this entry specifically, I also think that all those times he has admitted to, bragged, and laughed about, his need to lower the world's population using vaccines--on camera, in front of large audiences, that he specifically wasn't talking about you. You seem too clever to be lumped into anything like that, and he probably for sure knows how necessary you are.
I see a bright future for you. He will lavish you with 15% off your next laptop cooler, and the two of you will homosexually sip wine together, wirelessly tethered by your friendchip bracelets.

One thing that I do believe though, is that your user name is quite suited to you (see duelling banjos), but if you do, for some reason, decide to change it I have several more thoughts on what I believe it should be: Morlock (see duelling banjos), or Epsilonsense (see A Brave New World while listening to duelling banjos).