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03-09-2022, 07:57 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi
explains why he is a truck driver...
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04-09-2022, 10:52 AM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi
If the multiverse theory is real, and there's a seperate universe for every possibility, then there's a reality where he actually pulled this off. There would also be one where he chewed his arm off, threw it through the open window expertly wedging it into the brakes, effectively stopping the truck, and 69th President of the United States Kim Jong-un along with First Lady Taylor Swift immediately present him the Presidential Medal of Freedom for saving the entire New England Patriots cheerleading squad that were being held hostage by ISIS in the back of the first truck. |
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04-10-2022, 01:19 PM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi
Well, that dog might have furtively looked around, then snuck in there for a free treat or two, then snuck away. Human brains is good eating. Just ask the people of Papua New Guinea  |
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04-14-2022, 03:09 AM
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi
This is one of the most horrific “last moments” videos I’ve seen. He turns around in time to see the piece of metal that will be squishing his head like a grape.
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Dude was dumb as a box of rocks.
