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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Interesting bump. One of two things is happening:

A) Hooray, motherfucker is removed from the gene pool
B) The dog is actually Lex Luthor. You see him cross in front and drop kryptonite, and Super Guy here runs out, gets in front of the truck, and he’s just spinning around and starting to dig in with his mighty Super Guy powers when he steps on the kryptonite and then his head gets smashed like a melon. So sad the end.

I’m going with A.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

This might be the stupidest shit on the whole website
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

I keep coming back to this and this has to be the best example of an idiot I have ever seen.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

what was he drinking/ smoking?? He still thinks he won against the truck in his afterlife
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Here’s my head, my ass is coming.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

This guy is proper fool.

Not because of what he did initially. We can establish he's a fool.

But he later tries to deflect using his arms by pressing against the other truck (the one facing him). As if that wouldn't worsen his situation.

High calibre moron.
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

Thank goodness the dog was unharmed!
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

How did he make it this far?!?
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

that dog lol...was like wtf im smarter then this man...
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Re: Man Thinks He Can Stop a Semi

That's cartoon stuff!


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