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wont try that brand of elephant food again
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Shit man, if I was an elephant and fancied to kill some dude by sniffing his ass...

—I'd rather kill myself instead.

And farthermore, if my nose was at the pleasurably moist and sensitive tip of my gigantic extra-long elephant-size penis— then the aforementioned sniff-suction activity would make me a boxer-sniffer and a gay circus acrobat.
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People seem to die too easily or just don't actually care and don't try to survive.
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People seem to die too easily or just don't actually care and don't try to survive.

He couldn't help it, man...

He was over-SIZED by that gigantic, thick-and-elephantine, butt-sniffing mouth-penis GARGANTUA VACUUM CLEANER!!!!!!!!Pfffffftttßssstt
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Elephants are like dogs. They can tell when you’re a bad person.
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wow !! what a CHOKESLAM at 1.54
think this was his finishing move
great job man.

why he go to this elephant... idiot ..
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I'm guessing dude and Jumbo have a history. Sometimes when you've had enough bullshit you just fucking snap.
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The nonchalant swipe with the leg was awesome. Go Stampy!
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I wonder what the hell the guy did to him?

He really didn't like him!

I loved the side kick with the back leg haha.

That was fascinating
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The nonchalant swipe with the leg was awesome. Go Stampy!
That's the bit that made me chuckle
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