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03-25-2025, 11:48 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:130 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 12,420 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Quoted: 4095 Post(s)
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Re: Man Stabbed Ex-Partner to Death, Films Farewell Video With Her Body
How long ago was her last taco?
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03-25-2025, 12:49 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,973 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23239 Post(s)
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Re: Man Stabbed Ex-Partner to Death, Films Farewell Video With Her Body
Interesting question. Post Morten studies revealed she had last eaten a bean burrito which lodged in her small intestine, causing her to produce what is described as “unbelievably foul and putrid flatulence”. She apparently had farted while in bed with her ex, and then gave him a “Dutch oven” which is likely what lead to her being murdered |
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03-26-2025, 01:40 AM
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 Addict Of Misery Poster Rank:69 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,177 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9547 Post(s)
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Re: Man Stabbed Ex-Partner to Death, Films Farewell Video With Her Body
That first picture is clearly false advertising. 
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