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11-01-2016, 07:30 PM
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

they close the door on him so that he will die like a dog
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Would be ironic if he also stole a boxcutter.

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Depopulation in the hands of the able. Keep that knife slicin, buddy.
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First I was like "where is the blood??" and then I was like "....oh..."
Same here. I sure as hell wouldn't do this and surely not for Vodka. I mean, it would have made more sense had he stole items of more value. Like say if he walked out with a PS4, Xbox, VR headset, and a 50" or more TV screen
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Fucked up situation there
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Thats so wrong, like wtf whos gonna clean that up?


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