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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

Is he wearing a hat or does he have a fucked up haircut on a wierd-shaped head?
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

I love how they just closed the door and left him in there! The he was like "No, wait..."
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

I love how someone pops the door open for half a sec at the end there.

Guard 1: Holy fuck that was intense, is he dead yet?
Guard 2: Hold on, I'll check. (opens door a crack and closes it quickly)
Guard 2: Nope.
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

Damn, it takes dedication to cut your own throat with a pocket-butter knife.
Real dedication when you do it TWICE+! First he cut his right side twice in two quick motions. But then fighting with the cop he handed the knife or razor off to his left hand and immediately cut his left side.

Obviously not deep enough though, as he only cut the Jugular and didn't get to his Carotid, otherwise he would not have regained consciousnesses to exit the office.
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

Looks like to me that he was looking for any reason to kill himself
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

Not really a "throat slit". More of an artery slitting. His esophagus wasn't cut.
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

You know you suck mad ass when you cant even kill yourself
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

If he had have applied the vodka to the wound he would have reduced the risk of infection
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

First I was like "where is the blood??" and then I was like "....oh..."
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Re: Man Slit His Own Throat After Caught Shoplifting

Damn, there jails must really suck to want to do that! Gotta save his life and make him clean that shit up, that's just wrong!


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