[Barclay99x]

BRILLIANT! Only 84.78 million left to do. Cunts.

[CatBatMan]

The yipping dog was distracting.

[Neek21]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I understand that investigators later clarified this:

She thought he wanted her to give back the Twix Cookie Bar he had given her, so she told him: "NO! There is NO WAY I will give you back this yummy caramel and cookie candy bar, it is TOO GOOD!!" and so he shot himself.
After learning of this, she said "Oh! I would have forgiven him in 2 seconds if I had known what he was asking! I only broke up with him because he farted during my favorite Tele-Novella! But I THOUGHT he was asking for my candy bar back, and there was NO WAY I was going to do that!"

Reportedly, she was consoled by a guy who knew him, and he is now screwing his brains out.

I’d get offing yourself for a Reces even a 3 musketeer but a Twix, nah, but suppose we all choose which candy to cap ourselves over at the end of the day.