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08-31-2023, 04:05 PM
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Re: ~Man Shoots Himself In The Head~
He tried to get back with his ex-girlfriend. He put a gun to his head and forced her to make two choices: "Return the twist" or "I will kill myself." However, the woman still refuses to undo the twist, so the man commits suicide with a pistol.  
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08-31-2023, 05:13 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:947 Ukrainian Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 765 Mentioned: 8 Post(s) Quoted: 215 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Shoots Himself In The Head~
Yeah. Think what an idiot. She will definitely keep ***king with someone else for the rest of his life (~40-50 years). In maintime he will putrify underground and will be eaten by worms & Co.  |
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08-31-2023, 06:29 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,490 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4544 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Shoots Himself In The Head~
I understand that investigators later clarified this: She thought he wanted her to give back the Twix Cookie Bar he had given her, so she told him: "NO! There is NO WAY I will give you back this yummy caramel and cookie candy bar, it is TOO GOOD!!" and so he shot himself. After learning of this, she said "Oh! I would have forgiven him in 2 seconds if I had known what he was asking! I only broke up with him because he farted during my favorite Tele-Novella! But I THOUGHT he was asking for my candy bar back, and there was NO WAY I was going to do that!" Reportedly, she was consoled by a guy who knew him, and he is now screwing his brains out.  |
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08-31-2023, 06:33 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,490 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4544 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Shoots Himself In The Head~
Her new boyfriend reports she makes the same little "mouse squeaking" noises when she reaches orgasm and he really loves it. |
