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Looking at the hospital photos... Does she really survive this shit?
On the girl's FaceBook profile, her mother stated that she was 'fine'.
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Some news just in:

I believe the girl who survived, has just become the new World Hot Dog Eating Champion …………. she can really shovel them down her throat.
Aw yeah, back in the game already.
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Alas, some wounds suffered renders envy of the dead....
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I don't know who didn't answer you, but your amazing cat is so beautiful. Hope this craziness and isolation is being kind to you. (Been isolated since 14th Feb)
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Best cat video ever! I don't think my 2 cats would eat my brains, they insist on Starkist or Bumblebee tuna and Meow Mix. Won't touch Chicken of the Sea, they are very particular.

Here is my 20 lb **** cat...
I think your cat would definitely eat you, feeding him that shit
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I think your cat would definitely eat you, feeding him that shit
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I have said it in a previous thread;

My friend who is a mortician wrote a book called “will my cat eat my eyeballs” which is a series of questions (from children), from her previous book tours.

Spoiler alert... yes, your cat will eat you, as once you shuffle off the mortal coil, you swiftly turn from “a can opener with ears” into quickly tenderizing meat.

Cats are survivors, they will live in even the most horrible circumstances (watch the TV show Hoarders).

They will start with your lips, webbing between your hands, eyelids and nose as they are the easiest to chew off.
You're talking about Ask a Mortician/Caitlin Doughty! Omg I love her so much!!!
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On the girl's FaceBook profile, her mother stated that she was 'fine'.
uhhhh?!!! yeah seems likely... who needs jaw..
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