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Here's my beautiful little Flen', who's a fraction of the weight of your cat!
Mmmmm, you've got the best pussy! Anymore pussy pics for us?
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Yup.. The fat people got whacked. Because she wasnt chubby. Instead, she got mandibulectomy

Must have been a bad son's drug debt.. Who knows?? Perhaps one of our local Colombo's can solve this mystery caper
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They bound her legs in the hospital?
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Mmmmm, you've got the best pussy! Anymore pussy pics for us?
Of the feline kind, sure.

Of the genital kind, no way José!
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That was pretty cool! Land whales, a cat eating brain matter, and a chick with half her lower jaw hanging off.
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Get a few more cats up in there, I'm sure that they would lick the place spotless.
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Best cat video ever! I don't think my 2 cats would eat my brains, they insist on Starkist or Bumblebee tuna and Meow Mix. Won't touch Chicken of the Sea, they are very particular.

Here is my 20 lb **** cat...
Hey Gim, that phat kat will eat your body parts given a chance! Be careful!
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Get a few more cats up in there, I'm sure that they would lick the place spotless.
Brilliant business idea! Crime scene cleaners could just get a truckload of abandoned cats from the animal pound, and take them around to job sites, feeding them. Then back to the pound for the night! A cat's rough tongue will clean any blood spatters on the floor or couch!
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Here's my beautiful little Flen', who's a fraction of the weight of your cat!
Flen looks like a most excellent crime scene cleaner-upper. Take some action shots of him at work, and share with us?? I'll bet this cat can earn enough to pay your power bills!
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Flen looks like a most excellent crime scene cleaner-upper. Take some action shots of him at work, and share with us?? I'll bet this cat can earn enough to pay your power bills!
Nah, she's a sweet little innocent girl - I couldn't taint her with murder victims!
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