[gustavoeks]

sPAIN

[gimlet]

Weak minded Spanish fascist bastard, you're supposed to set your ex on fire, not yourself!

[rhubarb_king]

He might not realize it, but he just fulfilled her wishes.
Congratulations.

[Vinnystruckn]

I heard she was going to take him back if he survived. He just couldn’t hang in there.

[Xtatic]

Even if he had of survived, I doubt she would have taken him back now.

Rusty now goes by Crusty.

[-NocturnalPulse-]

That’ll teach her.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Thawg ↗

If he would’ve done the “Say Anything” holding up the boombox scene while playing “I’m burning for you” by Blue Oyster Cult this would’ve been perfection. C’mon! Be creative with your immolation! Do it with some style! Nobody remembers the guy who half asses it!

Also, they could have hit him with the fire extinguishers, too!

[Sa Bal]

i heard he was reading her phone behind her back where she was messaging her friends telling them all it was finally her turn to have a really hot guy

[allbassfearme]

I guess he was just an old flame...he must have fell into a burning ring of fire...one minute they were in love them wooph, nothing but ashes...

[wtfomgee]

Congratulations, you played yourself haha